Trending: #MyBumperStickerSays (Note:NSFW content)

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If you're gonna ride my ass, at least take me to dinner first. 

My child sells weed to your honor student. 

I text and drive. Good luck.  

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 I’m from Texas. I’m probably armed. And crazy. Back off! I'd rather be Tweeting. 

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The Closer you get, The Slower I drive...  

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My child was a high school drop out. 

My spirit animal ate your stick figure family. Bitch on board.  

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My honor student says yours slept their way to the top. 

Honk if you retweet. I hate bumper stickers.  

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Bumper stickers are for losers! 

Caution: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom’s houses.  My other ride is your Dad.  

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A--holes in the mirror, are closer than they appear! 

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My driving scares me too. 

Watch out for the idiot behind me 

Snitches get stitches.  

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I BRaKe FoR aNiMaLs 

Stop Honking! I’m on the phone!

I Break For Hashtaggers 

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I follow back

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