Police in New Jersey where called to a rather odd situation at a grocery store. A man was arrested for being naked and assualt... but it was who he was assaulting that lands him on our #MoronMonday list.
Police said they received several calls to a South Jersey WaWa grocery where people described a man acting irractically.... and assaulting himself. When police arrived, the 37-year-old man was punching himself in the face and exposing his junk to the gathering crowd. At first, officers tried calming him and calling him a ride home. When he got even more outlandish, they arrested him.
The cops came and he was arrested for lewdness. And yes, they say he was under the influence of SOMETHING, they're just not sure what.